Special Sanctity of Marriage Edition!

Jennifer Willbanks, aka The Runaway Bride, means business. After running off before her gazillion dollar wedding, she felt well enough to register at Pottery Barn. She and her husband split in May, and now she is suing him for $500,000. The bulk of that is for the book deal for their story; she also has her cranky pants on because he didn't return some wedding gifts, including a vacuum cleaner, a ladder and a gold-colored sofa. First, anyone who feels entitled to a gold-colored sofa as a wedding gift can kiss my ass; at least they can get married.

Granted, there wouldn't have been a book deal if it weren't for her big ball of crazy, and perhaps she should deserve some of the proceeds. However, this is the same woman who ran off 4 days before her wedding, MADE UP a story about being abducted by a Latino man (Way to blame a person of color, Jennifer. Class act.), and then had the gall to register at Pottery Barn. If I were her, I'd just shut the hell up and concentrate on not being an entitled be-yotch.