Don't be a Jerk(y)

Well, this certainly changes everything!

Back in the days when I became a vegetarian, there were no veggie burgers. No Chick'N Tenders. No Veggie Crumbles. No BBQ "Riblets." No, my friends, we had to find our own damn protien. And we had to walk uphill both ways, of course.

Did you ever want to become a vegetarian, but just couldn't put down the Slim Jim (I suspect that there's not much actual meat in those things; I'm pretty sure they're pure asbestos and mercury), your time is now! The world has been blessed with Primal Strips, the vegan answer to Slim Jims. How long before they start showing up in the checkout aisle at your local convenience store?