Warming the Cockles of Your Heart, One Weird Card at a Time

Surprise! I'm a giant mutant heart-head, and I want you to be my valentine!

To view this and other peculiar Valentine's cards of yesteryear, point your browser to Cap'n Wacky's Unfortunate Valentine's Card collection. I was alerted to this site by an otherwise non-creepy coworker.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel a little unsafe.

ps. Is that a nose or a pulmonary valve? So many questions...